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We have another serpent. He is a young green snake that father has… 
24th-Aug-2007 09:58 pm
We have another serpent. He is a young green snake that father has cristened Anubis, after the Egyptian God of the dead. And he has been preparing me for battle.

Both Isis (father's European adder) and Loki (mine) seem distant with him, though this is only to be expected considering their ages.

His is a very sweet and timid little thing. I think, once he gets used to those who are not Parselmouths, he will make a very charming addition to this castle.

Ladies, if you would like to meet the little darling, I'm sure he would not mind, as long I am there.
25th-Aug-2007 02:10 am (UTC) - Private to Tristann
You will not pimp Anubis so you can get a date. Is that clear?
25th-Aug-2007 02:11 am (UTC) - Private father/Tristan
Crystal. For now.
25th-Aug-2007 02:19 am (UTC) - Re: Private father/Tristan
I know that you enjoy sticking it to anyone you can, but for his sake, leave Anubis out of it. He was traumatised enough without witnessing your carnal activities.

'Go forth and multiply' is only for the religious, and that we most certainly are not.
25th-Aug-2007 02:20 am (UTC) - Re: Private father/Tristan
I do not just 'stick it' to anyone. I have standards, you know.

We should be, if only for that to apply.
25th-Aug-2007 02:23 am (UTC) - Re: Private father/Tristan
Oh really? Then that ghastly Gryffindor girl was merely giving you a back massage? Was that the source of the moans I heard?

25th-Aug-2007 02:24 am (UTC) - Re: Private father/Tristan
25th-Aug-2007 02:25 am (UTC) - Re: Private father/Tristan
My point exactly.

And since we are already on the subject, I suggest you employ silencing spells next time. I don't want to hear it.
25th-Aug-2007 02:24 am (UTC)
You are using your snake as a vicarious prostitute.

25th-Aug-2007 02:27 am (UTC)
Oh, Master Ravenclaw, you misunderstand me! I only want to get him used to the people here, and as you may be able to guess, he is more likely to take to women as opposed to men.
25th-Aug-2007 02:36 am (UTC)
Of course, Tristan. I am absolutely falling for your complete and utter horse shit.

What has your father said?
25th-Aug-2007 02:38 am (UTC)

The same as you.
25th-Aug-2007 02:39 am (UTC)

Personally, I find it amusing. I doubt he feels the same.
25th-Aug-2007 02:40 am (UTC)

That is correct.
25th-Aug-2007 02:50 am (UTC) - Private to Tristan

Tell him to get his wand out of his arse and stop complaining.
25th-Aug-2007 02:57 am (UTC) - Private Master Ravenclaw/Tristan
I'd rather not...
25th-Aug-2007 03:02 am (UTC) - Re: Private Master Ravenclaw/Tristan

Tell him I said so, if it makes it any better.
25th-Aug-2007 03:05 am (UTC) - Re: Private Master Ravenclaw/Tristan
Can't you do that?
25th-Aug-2007 03:06 am (UTC) - Re: Private Master Ravenclaw/Tristan
I'm not part of that conversation.
25th-Aug-2007 03:09 am (UTC) - Re: Private Master Ravenclaw/Tristan
Make a new conversation?
25th-Aug-2007 03:19 am (UTC) - Re: Private Master Ravenclaw/Tristan
That would be odd indeed, would it not? The tone would differ.
26th-Aug-2007 09:39 am (UTC)
I am far from being the young lady I am certain you wish to have approached, but I would like to meet this new friend of yours myself.
27th-Aug-2007 04:22 am (UTC)
You may not be, but the company is still welcome. I'm quite sure, Mastr Gryffindor, that you and he will get along splendidly.
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